1   You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty

2   Beer doesn't care if you fall  asleep after you've had it

3   Beer tastes good

4   You always know you are the first one to pop a beer

5   After you have a beer you are committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle

6   With a glass of beer you can always get good head

7   When you say you love beer you really mean it

8   A beer has no problem with you taking its top off

9   Beer has no mother that can be mature within a year

10  Beer doesn't follow you around for a week after you've had it

11  A beer makes everything OK but a woman makes everything a problem

12  A beer won't get upset when you come home and have another beer

13  It is eary to compliment to a good beer

14  You can shoot a beer

15  Beer doesn't want foreplay before you have it

16  If beer leaks all over the room, it smells kind of good for a while

17  Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car

18  You are never embarrassed about the beer you take to a party

19  You can have a beer in public

20  Beer is always wet

21  A beer will always go down easily

22  Big and fat beers are nice to have

23  When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer

24  A beer doesn't think football is crazy

25  Beer doesn't go crazy once a month

26  You can share a beer with your mates

27  Beer doesn't demand equality

28  Beer stains wash out

29  Beer doesn't make you go shopping

30  Beer always listens and never argues